Jerri lusting for Colby. And chocolate.
The Funny 115
#94. I Aint No Hershey Bar
Australia - Episode 6
It's day 19 in Australia, and the women of Ogakor are starting to go
insane.
Jerri lusting for Colby. And chocolate.
Jerri and Amber are starving, they have barricaded themselves in the
tent, and all they have done all morning is talk
about the desserts they want to eat when they get back home. It's
chocolate this... and chocolate that... and
the rest of the tribe is starting to get annoyed. They just don't want
to hear any more chocolate talk. All it
does is make people hungry, it reminds people of what they don't have,
and so the rest of the Ogakors wish they
would just stop.
Amber and Jerri climaxing over chocolate. Jerri uses the bongo to help.
The most annoyed Ogakor member at the moment is Colby Donaldson, the
cowboy from Texas. Colby is standing down
the beach, and he loudly tells us at home that he wishes the merge
would happen so he can escape the constant barrage
of chocolate talk. All he wants right now is to be away from Amber and
Jerri for a while.
"Bring on Kucha. Get rid of these goons."
Colby's problem with the girls is actually multi-dimensional. For one,
they are just loud. Amber and Jerri haven't
shut up all morning and it's currently hurting his ears. The second
problem is that they are annoying. I don't
have the actual transcript of their chocolate yammering, but from
snippets on the DVD, their conversation seems
to be going something like this:
Jerri: Hot fudge sundaes!!!!!
Amber: Oh my goddddd, it's soooo good!
Jerri: Chocolate syrup!!!!!
Amber: Oh my godddddd, that too is soooo good!
Jerri: Dark chocolate truffles!!!!
Amber: Soooo good!
Jerri: Mud pie!!!!
Amber: Oh my goddddd, it's soooo good!
Jerri: Chocolate-dipped strawberries!!!!
Amber: I cannot overestimate how good that would
be. My god.
Jerri: *orgasm*
Amber: *orgasm*
This conversation is already annoying enough, but the final
straw for Colby comes when Jerri starts involving
him in her chocolate fantasies. She's apparently mixing chocolate with
sex now, because she loudly proclaims
that she wants to cover Colby in chocolate syrup and lick his body
clean. And really, that's just about enough
for the Colbster. In a confessional just a few moments later... he
smiles towards the camera with those big white
teeth, and jokes:
"I may be a lot of things, but I aint no Hershey bar."
Laughing at his own joke.
Easily one of the most famous quotes in Survivor history.
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