Survivor: The Funny 115

The Third One

by Mario Lanza

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115. The Immunity Chicken

114. Colton Hates Handouts

113. Sometimes a Snake is just a Snake

112. The Passing of the Trumpet

111. The New Adventures of Pissed-Off Christine

110. Cochran's Parents

109. Dan the Sloth

108. Don't worry, Tyson is still a dick

107. Coachtus Interruptus

106. Missy Messes With the Wrong Kid

105. Mike Skupin is Sitting on my Head

104. Rodneyisms

103. Trish gets grossed out

102. Abi and R.C. - BFFs!

101. Phillip! Shouting gibberish!

100. Na Onka v. Leg

99. No, I'm That Other Pitcher

98. The Problem With Government Jobs

97. The Worst Motto Ever

96. And the Rivalry Continues

95. Inappropriate Cochran

94. The Molecular Substrate

93. Dan Makes A First Impression

92. Steve Says the N-Word(s)

91. Shirin and the Art of Seduction

90. Tony! Toni! Toné!

89. Vanilla Julia

88. The Bromance is Real

87. Ozzy goes for an Academy Award

86. Former Federal Agent?

85. Why Doesn't Jenn Care?

84. Thank You Brad Culpepper

83. Fun Times with Oral Herpes

82. Of Superfans and Math

81. Katie's Poor Head

80. The Filipino Jesus

79. Steve's Log Rolling League

78. There's Something About Marty

77. The Dodgeball Target

76. Vince and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Microaggression Day

75. When Colton Met Tarzan

74. Unmasking Jeff Kent

73. The Nale Family72. Kat's Appendix

71. The Shoulder Grab

70. We Don't Want Your Dumb Idol Clues

69. Cookies

68. How To Terrify a Mob Boss

67. The Sarah Sandwich

66. Carolyn and the Amazing Resting Bitch Face

65. Who Bangs the Chicken?


63. Tony Makes a Big Move(ment)

62. Kat and the Fly

61. Don't Ever Negotiate With Jeff Probst

60. Stacey's Booping and Blamming Survivor Journey

59. The Grappling Hook

58. Goin' Bean Nutella Man Havin's

57. Probst No-Sells Max

56. A Tribute to Angie

55. The Tale of Na Onka and Fabio

54. Cochran's Retainer

53. Dan Gets a Nickname

52. Rupert is a Fantastic Shelter Builder

51. Leif Explanates it All

50. Pants Always Beats No Pants

49. The Day Benry Became King

48. Brad Culpepper Does Math

47. Spencer Reacts to Stuff

46. Sophie Meets Jack and Jill

45. No, Reed's on OUR Team

44. The Jump Scare

43. Rustling Feathers

42. Dan Lembo and THE CHAIR OF THE GODS

41. Gervase and Tina's Personal Hell

40. Penner's Last Stand

39. Marty's Walk Sucks

38. The Loneliness of the Spoken Word Poet

37. The Trials of Chaos Kass

36. Mom! Stop Setting Me Up!

35. Katie or Penner?

34. The Horse Race Confessional

33. I Found the Idol, Jill! I Found It!

32. The Great Manono Chicken Trap

31. Normal Penner

30. The Quiet Adventures of Purple Kelly

29. No More Compliments!

28. Na Onka's Rites of Passage

27. Rodney's Birthday

26. The Most Excellent Sugar Rush

25. Cochran Has a Chance

24. Obama Takes Stuff

23. The Christy Fifty

22. Listen to the Woman

21. The Idol Flash

20. Fabio's Crab Attack

19. Jenn Just Roasts Everyone

18. The One Where the Editors Murdered Phillip

17. Kat and the B.L.T.

16. Survivor's Most Perfect Confessional

15. The Seeker of Truth, The Seer of Real

14. Katie and Her Glasses

13. Tony Speaks Llama

12. Dan! Is! Wrong!

11. The Most Interesting Ant in the World

The Top 10

10. The Dead Fish

9. The Chuckie the Cheese Speech

8. A Day of Nuggets and Bacon

7. Rodney's Impressions

6. The Fall of Drew Christy

5. Dog Bar

4. That Time That God Was a Dick

3. How Fabio Won

2. The Monkey's Paw Tale of Dan Foley

1. The Grinch Who Stole Coachmas


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